As I mature and develop into a much wiser human being (that just means I'm getting old) I now know there are things I just don't like. At some point there will be things you only think you don't like but may not have actually tried them. But as the years go by and more experiences are open to you, you have opportunities to try different things. You can't like everything can you?
By the process of elimination I now have a very definite list of things I don't like, dare I say, hate?
So here is my worst case scenario.
I am alone on a boat.
The toilet facilities involve squatting.
The only thing to eat is tinned tomatoes with brown sauce and piccalilli.
The tv remote has broken and the only programme I can watch is Extreme Makeoverr Home Edition.
I only have access to the South China Morning Post without the letters page and The Sun.
When not watching Extreme Makeover Home Edition and Sky News I have to play Monopoly.
The only beverage is espresso.
I am visited at night by a rat.
I am visited occasionally by a rotweiler.
The sun is burning hot and I have no suncream or shade but my feet are in a cold draught all the time.
The only decoration on the boat is a picture of Hello Kitty.
I can listen to music but it is classical and jazz.
My clothes are all made from 100% polyester.
The only cooling device is a ceiling fan.
I have long hair.
Sometimes I am allowed off the boat, say if the water is too calm so I actually stop feeling sea sick, and taken on a trip where I visit a dried fish and tofu shop.
I am made to join a prayer circle.
So what makes you sick, what makes your skin crawl, what brings you out in a cold sweat?
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Posted by: Snineenly | July 03, 2012 at 09:24 PM