How HK Expat Zeitgeist are you?
Are you whole house, or top floor
Duplex living, out in DB or Midlevels, are you moving
near the tunnel, with your soft top
Is the school good, and the teachers
Do you zumba, or play netball
Is it Curves, when you've got time
Majong or to Shehnzen, with mainland and congestion
Are you android, or just wireless
on your iphone, makes you feel good
Are you connected, on Facebook, or Skyping
back to home town, do they know you?
in the real time, would you go home, if you knew where
Immigration, with the masses
Have your thumb print, and the forms filled
Is it legal can they do that – can you make me?
Are you public, red taxi on the metre
Get a good price, if you ask him
Did you say that? Did you get there?
Were you on time, is it faster
Is it OK, to be scathing, international or the locals
Are you aware that you are living on the edge of a communist regime with a woeful human rights record and a demographic transition interconnected with commercialism on a global scale?
Do you have - an air purifier
And a maid from Manila
Is she on time, keeps your house clean, an accountant
Does she cook, for your husband can she massage
Pick out presents, for the play dates
Comes in handy for the handoffs
On Sundays, do you miss her
After Christmas, can you pay it
Does your bonus really cut it
Did you weekend in The Hyatt, was the buffet as expected
Fizzy white wine from New Zealand,
With the sushi and the chocolate, not from Hong Kong
Always imports, is it hep B you recover from
Local media, do you see it
Can you miss it,
RTHK in a time warp
The advice from Legco
Be happy and be nice, to your family and the dentist
Use a cliché if in doubt.
So I guess what I’m kinda asking
While I’m kinda multi tasking
Is how freakin Zeitgeist are you?
Elizabeth, perhaps I get get a black polo neck and perform it on Arts Evening?
Posted by: Lesley | January 24, 2012 at 10:56 AM
Fantastic poem Leslio.
Posted by: Elizabeth O'Sullivan | January 24, 2012 at 08:25 AM
Thanks Tom, I like the rhythm of it, think John Cooper Clark, monotone and depressed. It could probably go on and on with varying degrees of emotion depending on the issues you/me care about.
So glad you like it.
Posted by: Lesley | November 21, 2011 at 11:35 AM
Brilliant - brings back so many memories! Do more. To an outsider, which I am now, I like the way certain things are left just hanging, it adds a poignancy to the whole thing, a wistful air, which is good.
Thank you, I like it very much!
Posted by: Tom | November 21, 2011 at 05:40 AM